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  • Bank Survey and Response

    Hello

    I am doing a project at school on modern banking. I am looking for help
    in finding information. Who would be the best person at Barclays to ask?

    Many thanks

    Burrercup (age 7)





    Thank you for your email

    Depending on the type of questions to be answered, it would probably be
    best to address the questions to your local Branch Manager.

    If you have any similar requests, please note that you can complete them
    by: visiting any branch.



    Internet Care Team
    For and on behalf of
    Barclays Bank plc




    Thanks for your reply.

    I have indeed attempted to address my local branch manager but so far
    without success.

    It seems that the inbound communication options at branch level with
    Barclays are limited to carrier pigeon and smoke signals. Neither of which I have access to.

    Therefore I would be very grateful if you could handle my request
    yourselves. It really wouldn't take more than a few seconds.

    Many thanks

    Buttercup

    Please find enclosed:



    To: Barclays bank

    Project on modern banking.

    By Buttercup (age 7)



    This survey is in the form of a multi-choice questionnaire. Just highlight the correct or most applicable answer.


    1) How many personal accounts are there in the UK today?

    a) Under10 million

    b) Between 10 and 50 million

    c) Over 50 million


    2) How many of those accounts offer online banking?

    a) Under 25 per cent

    b) Between 25 and 50 per cent

    c) Over 50 percent


    3) It is estimated that uk banks made £4.6 billion last year in penalty
    'fees' on personal accounts alone.

    How on earth do you people sleep at night?

    a) Very well thankyou

    b) We use class A drugs

    c) Sleep? Are you kidding? Look at this pile of cash I've got to count


    4) The banking industry is not noted for it's sense of humour, yet your
    penalty charges are a joke.

    How do you reconcile this?

    a) We only laugh at our customers

    b) You're right our charges are a joke. They should be far higher.

    c) Err...pass


    5) From what kind of organisations do the banking sector recruit they're
    senior managers from?

    a) The Algerian State Police

    b) The Sudan Gangerweed Malisha

    c) The Italian Mafia



    Thank you for your email asking us to complete your questionnaire.

    1. b
    2. b

    Unfortunately we do not feel the remaining questions are worthy of a reply.


    Yours sincerely

    Internet Care Team
    For and on behalf of
    Barclays Bank plc

  • #2
    Re: Bank Survey and Response

    Brilliant, I wonder if our Business Banking Manager at Lloyds would answer them, hmmmm shall I send it to him, do I dare ?

    sapphire

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